Sex Wearable Tech: Orgasmic Business or Premature Ejaculation?

Does your boyfriend often stay glued to his smartphone rather than paying heed to your subtle hints? Are you in a long-distance relationship and crave for each other’s touch? Or do not want to get wrong about your love life again and wish to be very careful whom you get in bed with? Well, no, we won’t redirect this page to some numerologist or crystal ball reader but we will fill you in some information on sex wearable tech for this. Yes, after health and fashion, technology gets naughty with your romantic life. Helping geeks and people who have trouble getting the signs, these best sex wearables brings you options galore to read between the lines.

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Intimacy 2.0

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In this segment, you have Intimacy 2.0, a dress made of leather and smart oil that captures and is stimulated by the heartbeat of the wearer. The brainchild of Dutch design Studio, Roosegart, the dress becomes translucent when he or she feels horny. This is more of a sex aid to understand your partner’s wish and to know when he or she is sexually aroused. Along with this, girls also have a bra that can only be unhooked by true love. Yes, we are serious. Totes. 😐

BlueMotion

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It is a known fact that men are visually stimulated but women react more to the voice. On the similar notes, OhMiBod has launched blueMotion vibrator that can be controlled via smartphone. So, if you think that your boyfriend gives more time to his smartphone than watching your moves, turn his smartphone into a remote control for the vibrator. This one of the best sex wearables of this era can react to his recorded voice, audio message or anything that turns you on. But it is far from replacing the long-distance sexting as the range of Bluetooth is about 30 feet only.

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Google Glass

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Google Glass mingles with Glance app and takes into a sexy nightlife avatar. This sexy couple lets you witness the entire sex session from the perspective of your partner. Good, because it is intimacy of next level. Bad, because it can get you super-conscious as you realize that you are seeing yourself having sex, the kind of expressions you do and how do you look “down there” can actually spoil the experience forever. And there could be chances that you get so carried away and bang your heads against each other. Mind you, broken Google glass won’t sound so sexy to your pocket.

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VibEase

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The makers say that it is the world’ first wearable smart vibrator and redefines intimacy when distance is ruining it for you. This sex wearable can be connected to iPhone or Android and reads the fantasy story of your choice to you while giving you pleasure. You can also connect to your long-distance partner over the phone and let his voice do the magic for you. The battery lasts about 3 hours and can be used as a standalone model if you do not want to connect it to smartphone. It is waterproof too. 😉

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“Find me if you Can”

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Brazilian lingerie designer, Lucia Iorio seems to have taken “catch me if you can” a bit too seriously. In 2008, she came up with LindeLucy line of lingerie that has GPS sewn into it. The idea that women want their men to chase them but can only be found if they want to, has been stretched too thin here. Girls have to give password to the GPS to their partners but can always turn it off to get some space alone.

The lingerie range soon found itself amidst the controversy as women right activists hailed it as an attempt to provide full control to men while branding women as sexually amorous and desperate. In my opinion, even more than this, it totally skirts the basic of every relationship, which is trust. The GPS is visible and is pager-sized. Very uncomfortable to wear, to say the least. According to Iorio, the GPS undies can also be used as security method and to alert someone of your location but won’t we have our hands full with alert-based GPS devices. And what about keeping the world safe from such ridiculous ideas?

Fundawear

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Touted as the future of foreplay, Fundawear transmits the real-time touch to your partner via a smartphone app when you are not together. Yes, it is first-of-its-kind and is a prototype. Designed by Billie Whitehouse in collaboration with Havas Worldwide and Ben Moir, it looks elegant. This sex wearable is made of special bamboo fabric that conceals the transmitters or sensors quite successfully leaving you with a compact and classy garment. So, go ahead, kiss, titillate, tease or tickle, do what you want ‘coz it reaches the right spot and just when it is needed.

SexFit

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It is the world’s first ever sexual fitness tracker. Yes, you heard it right. It is as if that you have Fitbit or Jawbone for deep down there. Coming from the house of Bondara, a company famous for its sex toys and now dabbling into tech to enhance the “pleasure”, SexFit is a fitness wearable to be worn at the base of penis and looks like a cock ring that has ended up with tech twist. Its tight band will result in harder erection as well as more pleasure for both of you and second, it will track your performance with its pedometer-like metric. Its metric also helps it to vibrate on the pre-set rhythms. If you could match this rhythm to the thrust, you can get optimized stimulation. The LED notification light will show that it is working and has been placed where it was supposed to be. The accompanying app can be used to generate insights and track the number of calories burnt or the thrusts made per minute. You can also share this data with your social circle! Yes, you can! 😐

According to the spokesperson at Bondara, SexFit utilizes the health tracker metric and ventures where nobody has thought to tread. Expected to be a massive hit, this could turn the lives of people who are looking for an “upgrade” to their intimate life but are too embarrassed to speak about it.  As we write this, SexFit may be shedding off its prototype wraps and getting ready for a worldwide release.

Elvie

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After all this, we have Elvie that measures pelvic strength for women. With age or after giving birth to children, the pelvic bones of women becomes loose that result in backbone problem, less sexual pleasure and reduced back ab strength. It is to be noted that pelvic muscles are somewhere between pubic bone and tail bone. Elvie, the sex wearable tech, is compact and can be carried in the handbag. It needs to be fit inside and provides you real-time information as well as feedback via an app compatible with both Android and iOS. As you do kegel exercises, it tracks the progress via quantified movement of its motion sensor. Similarly Minna, the famous sexual health product designer has showcased the prototype, Kgoal quite successfully, which tells us about the increasing demand of such wearable tech.

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Lovely

Lovely is a smart sex toy and one of best sex wearables present in today’s market. The wearable fits around the user’s penis and keeps a measure of your sexual activity. This sex wearable tracks the calories burned during the intercourse, the intensity of intercourse, number of thrusts and many more things. Lovely also comes with  a smartphone app which keeps track of all those data as well as recommends new sex positions “to help you have even better sex next time.”

Lovely Sex Wearable

Lovely is made of  silicone and comes in one size which fits everybody.Not only that, the sex wearable vibrates during the intercourse to help you in stimulation. This modern day sex wearable technology  connects with your smartphone via Bluetooth and the battery lasts for two hours with vibration and seven hours without vibration. You can recharge the Lovely sex wearable with its wireless charging cradle which comes with the device. The sex wearable is available in multiple colors.

But do we really need tech in our bedrooms? Do not we have enough of technology creeping its way into our lives? We already have everything from sex toys to hardcore porn available online and if sex wearable tech does come around in full bloom for measuring the fitness level of sex organs or performance during sex, this will only lead to zombification and nothing else. As of now, the too-much of augmented reality and virtual fancies have resulted in heightened pleasure for many but as technology changes on a daily basis, we do not know where to stop it and draw a fine line between fantasy and reality.

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